Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.