Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.