What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.