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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.