What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!