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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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