What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.