What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.