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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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