How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!