How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.