How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.