Tell him your plans.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Because part tickles.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I see the floor in your plan.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
