How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.