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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.