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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.