What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.