What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.