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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football