I guess I didn't plan it very well!
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Because it didn't plan it.
I see the floor in your plan.
Because he cantaloupe.
P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
A "coup d'isaster".
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
They planet.
They can'telope!
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Tell him your plans.
Because their schedules are so flexible.
Just planning ahead...
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
It got shelved.
They planet. (Plan-et)
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Because they cantaloupe!
You're not owld enough.
Because they were 50% off!
Because it was a noble gas
They push two twins together to make a king.
An Ethiopian chicken
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
It's rear end!
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Nunavut*
A lot of different reasons.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
To prove that he was framed!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
It had a 5 year plan
Cuz they were stalin'!
