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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.