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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board