What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.