What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board