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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin