What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!