How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.