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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training