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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.