They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Yaaathh
Basic training.
Because she was too basic
He flips houses
Because they can only count to 3.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
None, they prefer Natural Light
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
Give her a shovel.
You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.