White Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.