White Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)