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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.