Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!