Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.