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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!