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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.