What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!