What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Who won the race?

Society.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"