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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!