What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.