Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.