Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.