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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage