Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.