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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.