Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque