Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

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Well...

That’s a deep subject.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.