Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)