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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans