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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.