Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's next to England?

A question mark.