Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!