Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!