Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.