Pregnant
Penguini
Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.
They peng-win
His waddle bottle.
He had cold feet.
Because he got cold feet.
His Aunt Arctica
The penguin who pushed him!
Because they're afraid of Wales!
A ganguin
They're scared of Wales.
A peng-lose!
Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.
They always get cold feet!
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it
A penguin.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
Because they're afraid of Wales
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Pick up a penguin
Polaroids
They always get cold feet.
Igloos it together!
Because they can't break the ice.
Fred.
The Icebergs
A life time ban at the zoo
Lost.
A ball-point Penguin!
It's a puffin!
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Frosted Flakes
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
He was caught taking Polaroids.
Igloos it together.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
The Polar Bear
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Atrophy
A wet one.
So the other one could drive
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
To get to the other slide.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
It is the language of Wales.
Know your roll!
Rock and Roll.
Because women are right.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
