How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

German Jokes More German Jokes

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.