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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.