How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...