How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.