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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.