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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.