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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.