How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.