What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!