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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!