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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)