How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.