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How do you say constipated in German?
Farhfrumpoopin'.
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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?
2:39
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What do you call fake German currency?
Question marks
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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?
Work it out with a pencil
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Why was the accountant constipated?
He couldn't budget.
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