How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease