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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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German Shepherd pie.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.