What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.