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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!