What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.