What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!