What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!