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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.