What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog