What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)