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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.