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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.