How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Komm, Sean!

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.