How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.