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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...