How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.