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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...