What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.