What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?