What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries