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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.