What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope