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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!