Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.