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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.