Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!