Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.