Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.