Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.