Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!