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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.