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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".