What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.