What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.