What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.