How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.