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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo