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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.