Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.