Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips