Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!