From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
They were trying to start a business.
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Because the Jihad.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
