What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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It's part of the nervous system.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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They were afraid of Stalin.

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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.