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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.