What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards