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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.