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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)