Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?