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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies