Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Fruit Fly Jokes More Fruit Fly Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies