Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
What ails you?
Because izquierda going right.
A ball-point Penguin!
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
