Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
A penguin.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
