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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.