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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.