How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.