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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.