How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.