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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him