How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him