Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.