Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Wife.
The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
WATERBOARDING!!!
Edison.
Robbin' hood
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
Take away it's credit cards!
Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
