Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
He Apollo-gized.
Thanks for opening my mind.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
It could be your car
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Explaining his wife.
Your addicted.
They keep stealing green cards.
You take away its credit card
Take away it's credit cards!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
