Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Recalculating route.

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Because they always steal the show.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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They Havana no money to spend.

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Take away his credit card.

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Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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We just report the facts we don't change them.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.