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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.