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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!