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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

1920 Jokes More 1920 Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.