There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A tiger has the mane part missing!
A Mushroom
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Both start off as eggs.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
They'll tell you.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
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