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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona