Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator