Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.