Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.