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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them