Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."