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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.