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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.