Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight