Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre