Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre