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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.