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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons