What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight