What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c