What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c