Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.