What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.