Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.