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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.