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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.