Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE