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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.