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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.