Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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He told her he *can't elope*.

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Let's Rock and Roll.

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Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.