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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Anubi Jokes More Anubi Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)