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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Anubi Jokes More Anubi Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.