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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany