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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola