What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......