What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.