What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"