How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.