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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.