How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.