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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.