How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.