What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!