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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.