What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!