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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.