Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.