Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.