To draw the curtains!
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
The thief was spending less then his wife.
With a crowbar.
He works it out with a pencil.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
From a distance they look like hares!
Because they don't have any rulers.
Kurt n Rod.
