What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.